SO! you may have heard this rant of mine before, and if you have... maybe you will get something new about it. But for those of you who have yet to hear this rant, i hope you enjoy it. Many of you may be aware that there has been a trend in jeans in the past 5 years or so towards tighter jeans. of particular interest are the guys jeans that are beggining to take this tight turn in design.
It occured to me when i got my first pair of these designer tight jeans, aeropostale i think, that they were extremely uncomforatable! my grandmother gave them to me for christmas, so i felt compelled to wear them at least enough times for their moneys worth. unfortunately, since they came from aeropostale, that meant i probably should wear them more than all my other jeans combined. But that is besides the point. The point is this: tight jeans leave no room for stuff that us guys need room for. It was then that i came to the conclusion that only men with considerably small, or non existent parts of which may conflict with these jeans would ever shop at stores such as Aeropostale or American Eagle.
When i was in colorguard i was also forced to wear uncomfortable pants. In fact they were girl pants. They had room on the side for things that women usually have (hips) that i did not, and not enough room in front for things that women usually do not have, but i do (male genitalia). I did not quit colorguard, and was not discorouged despite the fact that they wouldnt get me male pants, but this was probably because of the 1000 dollars i was supposed to recieve for joining colorguard.
Recently my mother went shopping for me, and got me some pants and shorts. they dont make shorts for tall people like me, i think you should know. But that is off topic, like everything in this post. The pair of slacks my mother got me fit wonderfully, and respectably fit the male body in a way that made me proud to wear them. The jeans on the other hand, to my horror, were tight! perhaps the manufacturers are trying to save denim by not putting enough crotch room into their jeans...
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